Nuts!:
[ ] You woke up with a boner. (not today)
[x] Your taller than 5'5". (Almost 6 foot)
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch. (With the way I have been raised, I cannot raise my hand to a woman, unless it's like a little playful tap on the arm)
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight. ( I don't drink)
[ ] You drink beer. (I don't drink.)
[x] MEAT! (MEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT!)
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.(Larger clothes are more comfortable.)
[ ] You like dinosaurs. (I... guess?)
[x] You love sports. Always. (does TKD count?)
[1/2] Video games are better than the mall. (Hm... I'm about 50/50 on this one)
[ ] You curse like a sailor. (Not me. I only let loose a few occasional words)
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public. (Wow. What the fuck is this?)
[ ] Your favorite color is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see bewbs.
[ ] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (With relative ease)
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid. (Haven't gone to prom. Don't intend to, actually.)
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see bewbs. (*facepalm*)
[1/2] You show off bruises like badges of honor. (Not bruises. Scars though, yeah and scrapes and cuts and stuff.)
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris. (Chuck Norris? oO)
Boy Score - 7/24
Tits!:
[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say your short.
[x] You call attractive females "sluts". (Only the ones that are actually sluts.)
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day. (15-25 minutes for me)
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[x] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like. (Sometimes, but who doesn't have this problem?)
[x] You can cook and clean. (And sometimes do)
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes. (I need two. One nicer pair, one crappy pair to wear around)
[x] You like to spend money with your friends. (It's fun shopping with friends)
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] Your skin is soft.
[x] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple. (PURPLLLLEEEEEE!!!!)
[x] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use your bewbs to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. (I considered dance, for my P.E. credit. Wasn't allowed tho. Dad said no.)
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits. (The fuck? XD lol)
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room. (I just get the creepy crawlies.)
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[x] You attended prom, to dress up. (Well, if I do go, I'm going to be focused on looking as attractive as I can, and then refuse to dance with anyone
[1/2] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Heh. Dolls. Sadly... yeah, I did. But it was more of the 'melt her face with a lighter, then blow it up with firecrackers, then hit it with a hammer' kinda thing.)
[1/2] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp. (Yeaaah, I have. x///x)
Girl Score- 8.5/24
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